There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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