Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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