Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
