New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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