just tell him i said nine months
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I have fence marks all over my body
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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