sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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