Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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