I'm really into asian looking animals
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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