I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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