I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Hey! you should come over!
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