super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Randomize
