omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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