ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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