new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
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