I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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