Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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