I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
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