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It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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