no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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