You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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