Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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