I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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