She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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