I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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