her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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