If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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