big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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