He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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