I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
two words: eviction party
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Randomize
