I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
