I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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