Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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