i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
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