Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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