Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
And then he peed in my hair
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