My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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