You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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