How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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