Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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