I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
cat food counts as protein by the way
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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