Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Drunk is not a location!
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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