We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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