Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Let's paint friendship bongs
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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