I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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