Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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