I am puke
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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