i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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