I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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