I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
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