the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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