Porn is love you can see.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
