i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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