Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
In America we eat man semen.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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