If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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