Sry I called you an 8
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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